Belief

Things In Which I Don’t Believe
Santa
 
 
I am Santa. Which is almost as much fun as believing in him so don’t feel too bad for me on this one.
Karma
 
 
 
 
Every day I see bad shit happening to good people and wankers walking around without a care in the world. Either my understanding of karma is flawed or the concept itself is a load of bollocks.
Angels
 
 
As a nurse I’ve had a lot of people tell me I’m an “angel”. Clearly none of them have seen me just after being undertaken by an absolute tool in a BMW on the motorway.
Things In Which I Do Believe
 
Love
 
 
Inconvenient, mind-blowing, illogical, life-affirming, glorious, love.
Miracles
 
 
Less of the “water into wine” variety and more of the “this is so incredible I can’t believe it could be real” variety. Like the 2 little humans walking around today who started out as a chemical reaction in one of my fallopian tubes, for example.
Manners
 
 
I don’t care how busy you are, how important you think you are, or what other shit you have going on in your life, it costs nothing to say “please” and “thank you”.
Snacking
 
 
Whoever decided we should stuff our faces 3 times a day at set intervals was a moron. I’m a big believer in grazing. And cake.
Gravity
You can’t argue with it.
Modern Medicine
Enough said.
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One thought on “Belief

  1. Chrissie 14/10/2013 / 2:49 pm

    Particularly love the 2 little humans post. What an amazing way to look at it 😉

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